November 2010
1 post
March 2010
2 posts
And Everything's Not Lost
February 2010
7 posts
Oh my god, his bronzer’s running off his face!
– Stefanie Skinner, Kell on Earth
Hot…you’re hot!
– A seven-year-old girl to me last night at abercrombie
I wanna be in you. I really wanna be in you.
– Shar Jackson, to a cake…
I am now in the Association of Certified Fraud...
Uh oh, it seems I’ve become one of those overachievers I hated last year.
1 tag
January 2010
12 posts
"Do you have a minute for clean water?"
No, I like my water dirrty.
So tell me darling, do you wish we'd fall in love?...
No, I just kept poking her with it.
– Andrew, Real World: Washington D.C.
Live through this, and you won't look back
And you know, I’m fine. But I hear those voices at night, sometimes. They justify my claim. And the public don’t dwell on my transmission cause it wasn’t televised. But it was the turning point. Oh, what a lonely night.
Dear high school kids,
I’ve already been in school for a week. Regular classes don’t start for two more weeks. So I’m the only one here. Stop complaining.
Love, Jeremy
Having to turn on the air conditioning in January...
December 2009
9 posts
When violet eyes get brighter and heavy wings grow...
Sophistiqués - Dieu, je suis sophistiqué!
– The Great Gatsby
Tell me what you know about the night terrors,...
It's no good at all
To see yourself and not recognize your face Out on my own, it’s such a scary place The answers are all inside of me All I got to do is believe
I’m not gonna stop Not gonna stop till I get my shot That’s who I am, that is my plan Will I end up on top? You can-
Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it
What did you dislike about this course? Do you...
It’s math… :( Maybe make it not math?
November 2009
6 posts
C-A-P-S-I-Z-E
All the way home!
Somebody’s really drunk driving down Granton Road…no, I am them.
– Mary Strey of Granton, WI
October 2009
14 posts
Oh, I'm sorry! Is mermaid not politically correct?...
"With an ambition to become a cheerleader here's...
Some woman came into abercrombie kids today and...
Then she went to the Apple store and asked if the iPhone came in a nano for said toddler.
Arizona sunrises are so attractive.
Getting up this early is actually worth it, if only for that reason.
Where the Wild Things Are = best movie ever =...
I can be so mean when I wanna be, I am capable of...
Oh, Disney. You and your diversity.
Black girl: That sounds nasty!
Azn girl: And foreign!
Tomorrow is ugly sweater day, but I actually like...
(via khallelalaine)
There’s no such thing as an ugly sweater.
I am missing a toenail.
If found, please call (253) 508-3944. Just kidding, please don’t. That would be sick. But not as sick as the fact that I’m missing a toenail in the first place. Um, wtf last night?
Finally my sparrow-like bones are an asset!
– Cody Martin